Jerboa

Jerboa may be pint-sized, but his passion for the performing arts is absolutely oversized. From ballet to Broadway, opera to intimate theatre productions, this cultural enthusiast is always front and center, utterly captivated by every moment on stage. There's just one tiny hiccup: those magnificent, perpetually perked-up ears of his have an uncanny knack for becoming an unintentional (and rather substantial) obstruction for anyone unfortunate enough to sit behind him. His infectious zeal for the arts is impossible to resent, though the folks in rows three through seven might gently suggest he relocate a bit further back. A devoted arts lover through and through – just perhaps not in the optimal seating position.